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Whether you're up a ladder you definitely shouldn\u2019t be on, or supervising with a biscuit in hand, wear with caution and mild bravado.<\/p>
No brother-in-law's were hurt during the making of these photographs, please don't try this at home (without the relevant PPT, obviously).<\/em>
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